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You've Got The 'Insane' Traffic, But Are They Sticking Around?

"What is the best form of promotion?" If only I had a dollar for every time I'd been asked that question, I could retire and not have to worry about it! It seems everything these days is all about driving insane traffic to your site, getting massive hits, and blowing the bearings off your hit counter! Actually, I'm still not sure why anyone would want 'insane' traffic anyway, but that's anothe. . .